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2014 Bad Joke No. 201

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Which pig author is the most famous?

Ernest Ham-ingway.


After finding out it was Walt who poisoned Brock, Jesse turns a gun on his former lab partner, who wiggles out of the desperate situation by framing Gustavo Fring.One of many examples of Walter lying to, and manipulating Jesse, but there’s more to this scene than just the beginning of the disintegration of their relationship.This stand-off is eerily reminiscent of one of the most famous scenes from Quentin Tarantino’s 1992 film ‘Reservoir Dogs’.A coincidence, you might say, given that Walt, unlike Steve Buscemi here, is unarmed. But what was Buscemi’s character called, again? Mr Pink. And Jesse’s surname? Pinkman.And what character is Harvey Keitel playing? Mr White. Walt’s last name?We’re just putting two and two together here, folks. [x]

After finding out it was Walt who poisoned Brock, Jesse turns a gun on his former lab partner, who wiggles out of the desperate situation by framing Gustavo Fring.
One of many examples of Walter lying to, and manipulating Jesse, but there’s more to this scene than just the beginning of the disintegration of their relationship.
This stand-off is eerily reminiscent of one of the most famous scenes from Quentin Tarantino’s 1992 film ‘Reservoir Dogs’.
A coincidence, you might say, given that Walt, unlike Steve Buscemi here, is unarmed. But what was Buscemi’s character called, again? Mr Pink. And Jesse’s surname? Pinkman.
And what character is Harvey Keitel playing? Mr White. Walt’s last name?
We’re just putting two and two together here, folks. [x]

(Source: jessepinkmanist, via heisenbergchronicles)

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